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Joybidder (You Bid Me Out)

Why do you bid me out, Joybidder, baby

Just to let me down and mess me around

And then worst of all, you don’t even buy it when you say you will

But you’re bidding still, I hate you, I hate you

More than anyone darling

You should have been banned from the start

Don’t bid me out, Joybidder, don’t be a jerk

I’ve been bidding since ten and then you log on again

And I scream, you can’t do this to me

I’ve been dreaming of that bag and you can’t have it, you hag

You’re a creep

I’m going to tell on you

Hey, hey, hey, you crazy lady, just try to find

Hey, hey, hey, another site because this one is mine

Hey, hey, hey, I’ll be home

Bidding for a phone, shiny and new

Newhoohoo, newhoohoo…

(Repeat chorus)

This site is my joy but you’re here to destroy

And I hate you, just go away

I know you’re a tool and surely a fool

Why are you here, this site is not for you

Hey, hey, hey, you crazy lady, just try to find

Hey, hey, hey, another site, because this one is mine

Hey, hey, hey, I’ll be home

Bidding for a phone, shiny and new

Newhoohoo, newhoohoo

(Repeat chorus)